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That's a fart that will end a marriage |
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Written by beersoft
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Monday, 11 December 2006 |
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OK I'm in a bit of a bind here, the always beautiful Sherri allowed the ever hard working Jamie out for 'manbeers' and I'm a tiny little bit drunk and should go to sleep, but I have loads of really fun and entertaining things to tell you guys.
So they're not that funny, it may not entertain and the spelling and grammar is going to be worse than my normal low standards, but what the hell, I'll do some random drunken typing.
OK, the least fun thing is having more beer than cigarettes, not good when your in the mood to write, even as badly as I write (and no I don't need tips on how to take lots of photos of stuff and write less).
Next on the list is American chopper, its great and makes me want a slow and uncomfortable bike and the phrase "Who wouldn't be afraid of a super villain that wielded a giant bucket of spooge?"
The phrase that gets used far too often is "my style consultant would like to inform everyone that simon reed is crap in the sack" but that might be due to 'little' simon trying to hard (ok, the 'little' was implied by the style insultant).
So, just to recap, I have very low spelling and grammar standards, I smoke too much (but it makes me cool), i should get someone to ghostwrite my blogs, and Simon tries to hard and can't cut the mustard, and yes antibiotics would have made this a lots more random than it currently is!
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