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It's Time Somebody Did Something About Bread!! |
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Written by beersoft
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Tuesday, 25 April 2006 |
Warning: Bread is Evil. Did you know: 1) More than 98 percent of convicted criminals are bread eaters ! 2) Exactly half of all children who grow up in bread - eating households score in the bottom 50% on standardized IQ tests ! 3) In the 19th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 55 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, scarlet fever, smallpox and influenza ravaged entire nations ! 4) Statistics show that more than 75 % of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread ! 5) Bread is made from a substance called "dough." Researchers have proven that as little as one pound of dough can choke a large animal like a horse. The average person eats more bread than that in one month ! 6) Bread is known to be extremely addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water, actually begged for bread after just two days ! 7) Bread is a "gateway" food item, which usually leads to such items as butter, jam, peanut butter and even ... bacon ! 8) Bread has been proven to kill. Scientists have now uncovered alarming evidence that 100% of the people who eat bread will eventually die ! 9) Unattended newborn babies can choke on bread ! 10) Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 425 degrees Fahrenheit ! Don't laugh...that kind of heat can kill a full grown adult in less than five minutes. 11) 96 % of cancer victims eventually admit that they've eaten bread ! 12) Sadly, 9 out of 10 bread eaters are unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
(stolen from here http://smartmaniacs.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=31172) and yes its silly
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