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In today's exciting episode our hero battles zombies, TV companies and supermarkets checkout queues, all in one week!
If we have a quick flashback to last week, you will remember that Sky were struggling to find a bloke to replace the smoking digibox of fun with a working one, well Sunday's bloke didn't show up and today's bloke showed up early and didn't bring the replacement digibox, cheers Sky.
So without TV I've been watching Zombie films, lots of zombie films, I recommend the following:
Bad Taste: Peter 'Lord of the Rings' Jackson's first feature film
Brain Dead: Peter 'maybe zombie hobbits next' Jackson's other film
George's Dead movies: Proper zombie action, no kung-fu zombies here
Reanimator: Lovecraft, check, Doctors, check, Zombie mayhem, CHECK!
So, we are all up to speed on the zombie mayhem, which brings us nicely along to the mayhem that is supermarkets, my understanding of supermarkets is that they're big buildings with pies and pizza and beer in, not as it seems somewhere to yell at children and stand about being fat and in the way, thank the maker I can do most of my weekly shopping at winerack.
In other news, I'm quite sane I did a test online and its said i was only 16% psychopath, which I thought was quite low, the cat scored 60%. Social engineering is a far easier way to get information than you might think and I think Will is going to run out of support monkeys to get sacked, and i still cant spell (but I can! - Ed)
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