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This week I've mostly dressed like a hobo, which if you have ever met me you'll know I do manage to pull of with a certan pinach, but I've been advised from my new 'style consultant' I need to go for something a little more modern and less "drunken street bum".
I'm a little apprehensive about this, but instead of doing what you think and moan about it or tell you how to dress like a hobo but I'm going talk about shopping, and yes I have been taking my brave pills and ventured into the great unknown that is Milton Keynes Shopping Centre.
I do enjoy shopping, new stuff is always good, the only thing that puts me off doing more shopping is other people, I shall quote some of the more common things my style consultant said on our last shopping trip.
"Cheers old dude, just wander in front of us and walk really really slowly"
"Here is not a good place to stop and make a phonecall, some of us are trying to walk"
"Please keep your children on a short leash whilst in a shopping centre"
"Just because you have a pram doesnt mean you have the right of way"
"Look where your going, stupid"
"No, we are not going to the pub"
Yes, I did remove the copious amounts of swearing and threats of physical violence, and I'm sure some of you have thought the same, supermarkets are worse, I always thought supermarkets are supposed to be for buying pizza, pies and beer, apparently you can use them for having arguments with loved ones and shouting at your children too.
Iif only threshers sold pies........
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