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I'm quite full of Christmas spirit at the moment, its currently carlin, but its slightly festive and I'm in the mood to write badly again. Today, instead of moaning about the fog and the cold I thought I would get all environmental and moan about giftmass and stuff.
It occurred to me today on my walk that most people are stupid, I know I've mentioned it before but today's stupid is a special kind of stupid. You probably know I'm possibly the least festive person who writes here, but that's a small irrelephant.
Whilst on my walk, yes I know you think this body of an Adonis just happened but I do enjoy a nice walk, I noticed something, people have Crimbo lightoffs.
I'll explain, you know about the current fad of having garish lights on the outside of the house and plastic Santa's and flamingos and stuff in the garden, which is all ghastly and vulgar and generally a waste of elastictrickery, but the muppets in those houses have forgotten that Monday's bin day isn't going to happen and they have sacks and sack of rubbish on the street, and most of it is nicely recycled bottles of expensive wine, newspapers and cans of 'posh' M&S cola. Great, you recycle everything you can but are happy to waste 1KWh in elastictrickery per hour making your £350,000 house look like a trailerpark! Top tip: recycling saves resources and is good but don't waste them on electricity making your house look like a static caravan from the mitten wearing area of the southern states.
...and if you missed the hamster on Jonathan Woss, it was very funny and proves there's more Top Gear on the way!!!
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