I survived another weekend, and surprisingly I didn’t do anything that stupid, great your thinking “Owens not going to be a whinging git this time, and hopefully entertain us”. Well I cant guarantee that I wont moan, but I’ll do my best to be entertaining.

This weekends top tips are:

Don’t spill coffee into your laptop

Cheap wireless keyboards are useless, save your money and buy a good one

Having a head that looks like its made out of lego will not win you the xfactor
You can never have enough drive space, 1.2 TB isn’t enough
Doing favours for people is good, but don’t take advantage

If your being taken advantage of, make sure you have a good hand

Rude people still annoy me lots, It doesn’t take too much of you busy day to fire off a quick email or a text

And our final fact is

The discovery channel has a load of crackpots on it

Yay, its drunkmas next week, lots of crap on the telly and lots of beer in my belly (well, if I remember to go buy some)