Well, Christmas is over for another year, and it was thankfully a drunken blur with some good cooking and fine port based antics.

Thinking forwards towards the hangover I’ll have on MondayI thought its best to run a preliminary todo list for the year ahead, a bit of a “I’ll probably fail more than one so lets have a big list of resolutions to pick from and hopefully I’ll get one right”

1) write some technology based mobile phone items for once, instead of just rambling on about how great I am

2) Have some sort of real life, you know meet people, not talk about computers

3) Have more than 3 hours of non computer based talky conversation

4) Try to keep on the clever side of the stupid/clever line

5) ‘do’ more mornings, 5 out of the standard 7 is my target

6) Be funny more often, to misquote lowtax “[he] hasn't been funny since 2002! I should know; I read it every day and I'm disappointed by it every day! I will continue to check it every day, and if it doesn't start getting funny by around 2012 or so, I'm seriously considering sending them a very strongly worded email regarding their failure."

7) Eat less junk, I was shocked to find out “ice and a slice” isn’t a helping of fruit or veg, but a vodka and orange in a pint glass is

8) Change my definition of smart from “hobosmart” to something more normal

9) Drink less, or at least don’t decide to publish my drunken thoughts online as often

10) Give up smoking, my body is a temple blah blah blah,

So you can place bets on how many of those I manage to achieve, normal prize of having to take me to the pub if you get it right

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