Since my last drunken ramblings I have been experimenting with getting a life, and gosh it’s a bit on the tricky side of enjoyable.

A quick rundown on what I have achieved with my new playboy lifestyle

1)      I lost at pool, twice

2)      I rock at karaoke, but that might have involved being a bit drunk

3)      I still can’t dance, but that’s just because im rubbish at it, not because I was drunk

4)      I now have a certificate that says I can talk for over 3 hours without talking about computers

5)      I have 3 facts about Portsmouth, the people I met are friendly, the 10^th hole is a damn fine cake shop, it has seaside

6)      Babies take too long to hatch, Rachael hurry up or im keeping the scalextrics for myself

7)      Fun can be had without the aid of alcohol, it was a bit of a shock to find that one out

8)      Beneath my bumbling drunkard exterior is an adorable bumbling idiot waiting to be loved

In other news, that iPhone does look a bit on the good side, Im quite tempted to get one just so I can hang out with the cool people (but only if it will talk to my mail servers and has some decent games)

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